Well i'm like really fat dude?

I'm a 16 year old male, I have about 10 family size packets of creamy doughnuts to myself, yeah I treat myself good and then I have abut 10 packets of family size packets of cheesy crisps to myself what can I say. I like have about 10 cheese burgers out of McDonald in all but I need to go on a diet so I was thinking about cutting it down to 9 doughnuts, 9 packets of crisps and 9 burgers sound good what do you think sdgdsfhsd sorry fell asleep on the keyboard this typing is really tiring byeeeeeeee